Dear Mister Chili’s

For 9 consecutive years Finland has been voted “happiest place on earth” which is ludicrous without a Chili’s. I refuse to agree with that idea while they can’t sit down with a Triple Dipper and a 22oz (in Finland’s case) Long Drink. While I’ve been to Finland it was fine, I guess, my stay could have been perfect with a plate of Big Mouth Bites with fries. My Finnish colleagues have loved your fine establishment and some have agreed that it is one of the finest they have been to. Please take this into consideration for a new European adventure and help build relations between these 2 great countries.