Public displays of affection is Satan's way of infiltrating our university with filth. Holding hands, however innocently and sweet, is only the first step to trouble. Students everywhere are crying out to rid our campus of this unholy action, this metaphorical gateway drug. Please join us in our quest to rid PDA from BYU once and for all.

Here's what some people have to say about PDA:

"Stop It!"--Dieter F Uchtdorf

"PDA is founded on the selfishness of man's nature; opposition to it on his love of justice" --Abraham Lincoln

"For a man to end PDA is the first and noblest of all victories" --Plato

" A person who never made a mistake never did PDA" --Albert Einstein