not allow DUKE to play in next years internet invitational

Justice for Ruff & Marissa

Oh, Duke, dear Duke, we hate to be cruel,
But next year's Invitational has one simple rule.
The internet is vast, the competition is tight,
And frankly, your presence just doesn't feel right.

We've debated, discussed, and consulted the crew,
We've checked all the stats, and the verdict is due.
No bib, no invite, no password, no pass,
Your Wi-Fi privileges have been revoked, alas.

So take some time off, let the servers reset,
This isn't goodbye, just the best you can get.
For next year's big show, the decision is clear:
The Internet Invitational is Duke-free next year. 

we will miss the darts, and hope you can find a role along side KIZZ for next year.