On this day in 2017, the benevolent and beloved Nelson was cruelly struck down by Mech978. Fighting at Trafalgar, he succumbed to what no captain should be subjected to: team damage from friendly cannon. Indeed, it's been suggested that Mech978 was actually a French spy, placed onto the ship opposite Nelson's to overwhelm him at such an opportunity. Nelson is survived by his sister,... ...Rodney.