Niko Bellic in Nickelodeon.

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The Issue

Back in the day, Nickelodeon used to have good shows on. Now, all they do is put out useless garbage like "The Casagrandes" and "The Patrick Star Show". What we can do to make Nickelodeon have good TV shows again. It will also make kids want to play GTA 4 again, which, while not being good, they are all probably already playing GTA 5, which has better graphics and is there-fore kinda worse for kids. We need a good story, like "Scooby-Doo mystery incorporated" where people died. We can follow Niko Bellic on his wacky adventures as a hitman for a Mafia boss.

The Decision Makers

Joseph R. Biden
Former President of the United States

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