It’s not the same without Steve. Trying to replace Steve is BLASPHEMY at its worst, and we will not stand for this. They’ve massacred our girl blue. They’ve made our mailbox obsolete. And worst of all, they continue to try and replicate our god, steve. The time the genocide of our classical cartoon heroes ends, we know not. But we can aid the final hours of this dark era.

Don’t you remember a time where you could sit in front of the tv and sing along with steve and his mailbox? Don’t you remember those simpler days of calling out into the tv, trying to point out the blue paw print in the corner of the screen? The children of the future may never get to experience those exact moments in their lives, but we shouldn’t force them to watch the empty shell of a show whose heart has long since died. 

We need a new generation of cartoons for children. We need to entertain the younger generation with not the echoes of the past. The ventriloquy of dried out cartoons shall go on no more. And we’ll start by canceling the new blue’s clues. Once we eradicate blue’s clues, we shall move on to other phantoms of classic cartoons. 

So please. do it for the nostalgia. Do it for blue, steve, and the mailbox. But most of all, do it for the children.