nick mullens recently had a historic rookie debut with the san francisco 49ers* and is poised to be a champion in what is quite possibly the gayest game in all of major sports. in recognition of his accomplishments, nick mullens deserves an appropriate platform with a more significant audience than the NFL. he should go on cum town to meet his counterpart and CEO of the DSA Nick Mullen, to be sucked off by adam (the girl of the show) and probably stav too, while cum town nick and football nick trade grip-strength tips, exchange stories about dealing with extreme autism, and debate the finer points of when you can say the n-word all while teasingly approaching dropping a soft 'a' n-bomb.

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*(how about the san francisco horny guy-ners, and they all have aids)