And in the morning, I'm making WAFFLES

The Issue

It was a classic Friday night in. You finally sit down to relax, its been a hard week so you decide to stay in tonight. Your friends invited you out to the bars but you know that it'll just exhaust you. You pour yourself a glass of wine, you deserve it, after all. You sink into your couch, light a few candles and are in your greyest, comfiest sweat pants. Scrolling through Netflix to find something good to watch, something GREAT. Thats when you come across Shrek. A fucking classic. You recall such lines as "in the morning, I'm making WAFFLES!" and casually think about onions fondly. You press play and just like that you are taken to a world full of small evil princes, ogors and delightfully whimsical word play and melodies. Three glasses later and you're feeling better, some could say fantastic. You don't want this feeling to end so you happily type in "Shrek 2" to the search bar. Nothing comes up. You blink twice. Maybe you spelled it wrong? Nothing. An empty queue. Thats when the realization slaps you in the face and despite the wine you instantly sober: SHREK 2 ISN'T ON NETFLIX. 

We have all been the person above at some point in our lives. This petition is to finally end the madness. 1000 signatures and Netflix has agreed to once and for all add Shrek 2 to Netflix so we can all continue our Friday nights in peace, and for once, learn a quote from that damn movie. Share, retweet, and above all else, never give up. Fight the good fight. Fight for Shrek 2. 

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The Issue

It was a classic Friday night in. You finally sit down to relax, its been a hard week so you decide to stay in tonight. Your friends invited you out to the bars but you know that it'll just exhaust you. You pour yourself a glass of wine, you deserve it, after all. You sink into your couch, light a few candles and are in your greyest, comfiest sweat pants. Scrolling through Netflix to find something good to watch, something GREAT. Thats when you come across Shrek. A fucking classic. You recall such lines as "in the morning, I'm making WAFFLES!" and casually think about onions fondly. You press play and just like that you are taken to a world full of small evil princes, ogors and delightfully whimsical word play and melodies. Three glasses later and you're feeling better, some could say fantastic. You don't want this feeling to end so you happily type in "Shrek 2" to the search bar. Nothing comes up. You blink twice. Maybe you spelled it wrong? Nothing. An empty queue. Thats when the realization slaps you in the face and despite the wine you instantly sober: SHREK 2 ISN'T ON NETFLIX. 

We have all been the person above at some point in our lives. This petition is to finally end the madness. 1000 signatures and Netflix has agreed to once and for all add Shrek 2 to Netflix so we can all continue our Friday nights in peace, and for once, learn a quote from that damn movie. Share, retweet, and above all else, never give up. Fight the good fight. Fight for Shrek 2. 

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Petition created on July 5, 2018