I call to the people of the u.k. to stand up and finally put to rest a problem that has plagued our country for generations........the ease at which zap ice lollies are readily available.

Any time i want the cool refreshing toffee hit that only a zap can provide i find myself largely disappointed. 

Picture the scene.........

A warm summers day the sun shining high in the sky the heat beaming down like a star trek fans wet dream. A hungover man sittin restlessly on the sofa after a heavy night on the dark fruits needing something,that one legal thing that can pull him from the brink of destruction. 

Slowly he tosses and turns trying to find a comfortable position like a fat lass with a copy of the karma sutra n then the idea hits him

BAMMMMMM

An ice lolly, But not any ice lolly, there can be only one.....a zap!!!!

Quickly u go to the store as fast as ur weary legs can carry u. U excitedly walk towards the freezer section, getting closer ur expression changes from that of a kid in a sweet shop to that of an immigrant that thought he was coming to the uk from calais finds out the van drivers just been doing laps round a french shopping centre carpark. 

You look through the frosted glass looking at the wide array of icey delights in front of you. Fruit pastilles, feasts, choc ices and mini milks (i mean haway fuckin minimilks) but no zaps.

U go from store to store and this is the same. Why no zaps? 

Short of hunting down an ice cream van and we all know they are these days, a dying breed, a rarity like rocking horses shit.

So we need access to these in stores. Readily available nationwide so come on nestle sort it out!!!

Lets show these confectionary giants what the people want.......ZAPS EVERYWHERE!!!!

Thank you for ur time and support x