We left-handers have been oppressed for too long, living in a world built for the right-handed majority. We live in suffering as we receive the hearts in our coffee cups upside down. Stare at the icons, stay calm and ______'s and corny sayings printed by right-handers for others to see while we stare at our purchase with abject buyers remorse. Our hockey sticks hurt our pride as we bend over, forced to use our right hands for acts wholly speakable, unnatural as it may be. Light switches are located by default to the left of doors we naturally open with our left hands. Ahh the larceny, woe be to us.

The blatant mockery we endure while others jeer at our ink-covered left-pinkies and smudged writing is unforgivable, and the disgust directed towards us when we hold our cutlery is unwarranted.

The world is cruel and we are unloved.

Can we have a mirror image of the flexing hand in WhatsApp, i.e. a left hand flexing, I need it for fun emoji stuff, do the others if you wish.

I'm looking at you Meta (bro we all know you're Facebook stop trying to hide it)