In response to some anti mammalian propaganda circulating on change.org I've fashioned a counter petition.

Look, as much as we all like replica dinosaurs, are they as undeniably cool as the Blue 'Badass' Whale? The Blue Whale is massive. Like, huge- and it's alive today. Let's get people inspired by this huge dinosaur of the present, and whack a great big whale in the middle of the museum.

People will soon be saying 'The whale didn't come soon enough', 'What dinosaur?' and 'I miss 'Dippy' (if that was his real name) a bit, but not as much as I love this MASSIVE WHALE'

The undeniable logic of this petition cannot be underestimated.

Quick, before they extend your retirement age even further- Eff Off Dippy, it's time you had a rest.

#RIPlodocus #WhaleNOTfail