We need to Legalize Marinara so Italian restaurants don't have to hide it.

The Issue

Where I live there are MANY Italian restaurants and I'm always getting complaints from them saying "We really need to legalize marinara sauce." "These cops came and stole my SAUCE." "Without marinara im kinda: Depresso Expresso." so if we legalize marinara I will stop getting complaints also I can't even get marinara from the store without getting the SWAT or FBI called on me, So if you would mind please sign this petition, also Donald J. Trump even messaged me and told me "I support your cause (He was my first signature) (I also got Bernie Sander's signature) also William Durant said TO ME: "I HATE THE GOVERNMENT ALWAYS STEALING MY MARINARA SAUCE!" So with that is it really that hard to stop on by and support one more cause. (ThIs Is A jOkE iF yOu CoUlDnT tElL)

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The Issue

Where I live there are MANY Italian restaurants and I'm always getting complaints from them saying "We really need to legalize marinara sauce." "These cops came and stole my SAUCE." "Without marinara im kinda: Depresso Expresso." so if we legalize marinara I will stop getting complaints also I can't even get marinara from the store without getting the SWAT or FBI called on me, So if you would mind please sign this petition, also Donald J. Trump even messaged me and told me "I support your cause (He was my first signature) (I also got Bernie Sander's signature) also William Durant said TO ME: "I HATE THE GOVERNMENT ALWAYS STEALING MY MARINARA SAUCE!" So with that is it really that hard to stop on by and support one more cause. (ThIs Is A jOkE iF yOu CoUlDnT tElL)

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