Clearly, this is a very pressing issue. We have all wanted it for a while now but no one has spoken out directly. Well no more I say! NO MORE!

We, the fellow meme community, the majority of the population, demand that NASA rename the Moon to Disembodied Botox-Injected Face of Thomas the Tank Engine at once! 

Upon completion of this simple task we then ask for a key and incredibly beneficial project to be started. The Re-Shaping of the previously named 'Moon' into the exact shape of a giant Disembodied Botox-Injected Face of Thomas the Tank Engine! The sight would be so glorious... SO MAGNIFICENT that every living thing in the world would look to the sky every night, smile, shed a single tear and say 'Meme'.