The Sun is a giant piece of shit. What does it even do? It is hot, obnoxious and down right insensitive with its excess amount UV rays.

If the Sun were to be blown up it would greatly improve my well being. I will not have to deal with excessive sweating and feeling like a fat piece of shit. I would very much appreciate everyone's support in destroy hat sad excuse for a heat lamp, so that I can drink tea and other hot drinks at any point in the day without the judgmental stare of the big ass ball of gas.

How hard is it to blow up the Sun, science has already put man on the moon (which is the only light source we need)? The hardest part would be aiming the missile, because you aren't allowed to stare directly at the giant orb fire.

I know there are some down sides to destroying the Sun, rapid cooling of the Earth and loss of plant life to name a few, but that is a risk I am willing to take. I am quite tolerant to cool weather and I will to make everyone hot cocoa in order to keep them warm.

I really am completely done with the Sun, I have had to live with it for 18 years now, please support my campaign.