Often mistakenly pronounced as "your-anus", for too long has the gassy giant planet of Uranus been the running joke of our solar system and beyond. Quite frankly, its childish and sometimes offensive.

I believe together we change this joke of a name to something far more appropriate for a gas giant, behold.. Urectum!

Benefits of renaming Uranus to Urectum

• no more "your-anus" jokes.