If you will sign this petition, there is a chance my mother will allow me to get a Zhongli bodypillow. As a gay male insomniac, loneliness is a big problem and getting a Zhongli body pillow would help me fall asleep at night. I don't have the funds to buy me one, so I will have to ask my mother for help. I struggled with a lot of problems in my life, like for example my back having something, nerves sometimes going brr in my legs and my additional bipolar and insomnia make me feel awful. This body pillow would bring me however more joy into life, my friends are helping me (shoutout to you madmen) , but having something to comfort you after a long day full of school and such, makes it even better. 

If we will hit the signature goal, my mother will buy me a Zhongli body pillow and I will be able to fall asleep faster and will be able to feel less lonely. Which means I will be in a better mood and will be less tired. My grades and attitude will become better so why not?

Should this not be reached, I will not be granted a Zhongli body pillow and will forever live in this misery. Additionally I will be more pissed then ever.

Why Zhongli? THIS MAN BRINGS ME SO MUCH HAPPINESS AND HE LOOKS LIKE A GOOD HUGGER, MAN. And I might have daddy issues hahahahah. Please do not judge my taste.

Please support a fellow gay insomniac mates. I will repay you all.