Cooties makes kids think that they have aids bad. It also has been studied that kids who have cooties are most likely to develop a virus that will turn them into zombies and the cootie zombies will start licking all the children. The Origin of the cooties is unknown. All we know is that is was developed in a lab in WWII by Nazi's. Hitler wanted to plant this virus in kids to change their minds and force them to follow him against their own will. The virus however backfired and killed 5 Nazi scientist and infected Hitler making him commit suicide. This turned 6 kids named Omar (Yes all of them named Omar) Into women. 20 years later the 6 Omars created the Illuminati and it lead to the creation of ISIS. Scientist studied the Virus and figured out that in the near future, anyone who is the host of cooties will turn into a nazi zombie with aids. We need to stop this. As a great man filthyfrank once said "It's time to stop". Thank you.