Ever since I hit puberty and began to grow neck hairs I have donned a neckbeard, but alas! M'lady continues to friendzone me, a superior intellectual, and date douchbags (who have probably never even heard of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.) Women continuously skip over Niceguys like me. But I have found the solution to my involuntary celibacy! The pinnacle of dress sence, the upper echelon of class, the fedora! But imagine my disappointment when I discovered that emoji was lacking in this gorgeous garment! But with your help we can get my friend Justin to code a new emoji so that we may tip our fedoras to our respective m'ladies from across the world at the touch of a button.