I'm entering a Warrior Cats Dungeons and Dragons campaign. In an act of PURE TYRANNY, my Dungeon Master has refused to allow me to name my cat "Stonestone."

Stonestone is a big fat dumb Norwegian Forest Cat. His leader hated him because he's so stupid, so when it came time to choose his name, his leader forced him to live with "Stonestone." Clearly, this is narrative gold, with potential for rich character conflict and exploration of identity through roleplay. My cat, Stonestone, is a character for the ages.

With your help, we can end this injustice. Sign my petition, and let my beautiful Stonestone run free.