Mitt Romney joked at an August 24 campaign stop that "No one's ever asked to see my birth certificate," contrasting himself with opponent President Barack Obama. We are replying to his statement by saying that actually, yes, we would like to see your birth certificate!

Mitt's father was born in Mexico, after all, after his grandfather moved to Mexico to avoid prosecution (no, not persecution) for polygamy. The birthers might be claiming without evidence that we have a secret Kenyan Muslim President, but we know that Mitt's father ran to become a Mexican Mormon President. How do we know that he wasn't born there like his father as part of the plot to continue attempts at the Mexican Mormon takeover conspiracy?

And, while we're at it, given Mitt's grandfather's legacy, how do we know Ann's his only wife? Her job has been "housewife," after all, so why does he need multiple houses? Seriously, if he is playing the birther game, it needs to go both ways.

Also, Governor Romney, we are ignoring your "Certificate of Live Birth" as an obvious forgery. Issued in January 2012? Are you serious!? We want your actual Birth Certificate - not Certificate of Live Birth - from the original issue.