Since the reign of God Emperor Donald Trump is on a full accelerationist course towards absolute collapse, the Beast that will take his place is none other than the Sith Emperor Mike "I Get Mad When Gays Get Glad" Pence.

If all us homosexuals are going to ride Ole Sparky, the man who enforces this punishment should be right there with us. After all, we all know Daddy Mike "I Electrocute If Guys Are Cute" Pence and Uncle Biden are totally gay for each other.

Please don't sue me FBI.