Dear Fuzzy’s Taco Shop,

                I am writing to you today regarding an issue of utmost importance. After years spent reminiscing on what once was, or what could have been, I have decided it is time to take action.

                I was first introduced to your establishment while visiting CSU’s campus before my freshman year. After a night of family friendly debauchery, a close friend of mine took me to your place of business to fuel our day with some delicious breakfast. Little did I know; this one visit would ignite a fire not only in my heart, but in my stomach as well. He ordered me the “Big Fuzz Breakfast Sandwich” and told me it was easily the best item on the menu. I was hesitant, because I’m usually more of a breakfast burrito kind of guy, but it became clear that he was not just pulling my leg. All it took was one bite, and I was hooked. It was the most delicious, savory, cheesy, bacon-y, egg-y, potato-y, jalepeno-y, overall masterpiece of food creation that had ever stepped foot in my mouth. The bread which housed the contents of this sandwich could have brought peace to mankind. It instantly became my favorite item on the menu, and it served as the kindling for a roaring wildfire that was ignited inside of me. However, about two years ago, you removed all sandwiches from the menu. Since then, that wildfire has been reduced to a smolder.

                I still remember the day I learned that this magnificent creation had been stripped from your menu. The cashier informed me that you had stopped serving sandwiches due to the fact that the breakfast sandwich was the only one being ordered, and you couldn’t find a way to order the correct amount of bread. I understand that this was a simple business decision; you did not want to order too much bread and waste it, but you did not want to order too little bread and end up running out. This seems that it was strictly a financial decision, and your company did not care to acknowledge the many faithful consumers of this heavenly creation. During my time in Fort Collins, and in my many trips to your establishment, I have encountered countless other loyal patrons who were equally as heartbroken over its removal from your menu.

                I know that this decision was made over 2 years ago, however, it is just now beginning to sink in that it is truly gone. I thought it was some sort of cruel joke, maybe an out of season April fool’s prank, maybe you’d give it back to us for Christmas this past year? Nope. I never could believe that you would provide us with something this decadent, only to tear it from our fingertips without notice. Alas, I have finally come to terms with this harsh reality.

                I am writing you today with a proposition. Bring back the Fuzzy’s Breakfast Sandwich as a limited time offer. Observe the demand for this item and take note of how many sandwiches are ordered during this time. Use this information to estimate how much bread would be required to fulfill the breakfast sandwich loving needs of your customers. I will do whatever it takes to help this happen. I’ll dress up as a sandwich and stand out on the corner to raise awareness for the reintroduction. I’ll paint myself orange and pretend I’m a carrot. I’ll stand by the register and make note of every single time this sandwich is ordered, and I will not accept any payment (unless it comes in the form of breakfast sandwiches).

Please, do what you know, in your hearts, is the right thing to do. Give the people what they want. Bring back the breakfast sandwich.

Sincerely,

A dedicated yet disheartened customer