We the undersigned demand that SpaceX install a teapot in Elon Musk's midnight cherry Roadster that is currently installed as the payload for Falcon Heavy's maiden flight.

Bertrand Russell first proposed the idea of a teapot between Earth and the Moon in 1952 to illustrate that the philosophic burden of proof lies upon a person making unfalsifiable claims, rather than shifting the burden of disproof to others.

Willingly placing a teapot in an orbit between Earth and Mars (albeit inside a beautiful car) may move the discussion forward and usher a new age of radical thinking.