At 08:42:01 on Friday the 31st of August, 2018, a student was assaulted and pushed into a bush. She was physically and psychologically scarred. When approached for comment, she was unable to respond due to the emotional damage she had incurred from the traumatic event. This petition strives to address the bullying problem endemic to the unspecified higher level physics class. We call for a siege and military assault upon RY303. By signing this petition, you help to provide the much needed moral and armed support needed to make this a reality. It is imperative that the perpetrator of this assault is held accountable for 'their' actions. With an arsenal of skewers, elastic bands and whiteboard markers, they will be put in their rightful position: an incapable peasant.