Wuz Poppin, fam squad. It’s ya boi, 15 year old Instagram legend and stay-at-home-son, Big Daddy, with an epic idea. My mommy will let me dye my hair red if you sign this petition. This red hair will help me obtain my dream job at McDonald’s by showing my aspiration to be like Ronald McDonald, so hopefully this will help my chances of being employed. Now, sign this petition for the epic victory royale of a regrettable decision, and I’ll get some epic kills for my Instagram page. Later, fellow kids.