The goal of this petition is to have McDonald's create a drink called the McFurry! Or change the McFlurry to the McFurry. Either one works, to be honest.

Now, you may be wondering, why the McFurry? Well, a furry is a person who dresses up as an animal and/or draws anthropomorphic animals, animals with human qualities. 

Do I need to give more reasoning? Probably not. You probably understand what I'm getting at. This would be really funny.