Back in 2007, when I was only 6 years old, an avid fan of shrek, and a constant consumer of chicken nuggets and your apples, which I loved dearly. Then one day, I walk into the local McDonalds, and lo and behold, the great messiah of drinks was standing mere inches away on that once glorious bill board. I begged my parents to get me one, but they said no because they read it was "too high in saturated fat. Furious, I stampeded off to the playground with my nuggets, apples and toy in hand. Long story short, I never got to taste the glory of the swamp sludge mcflurries.