Dougie Hamilton, defensemen for the Carolina Hurricanes, is a noted museum conossouer as well as an NHL defenseman. On Saturday April 13th he threw an absolutely disgusting elbow to Evgeny Kuznetsov’s head who is an outstanding member of the DC community. Then on April 15 Hamilton scored 2 goals against the Washington Capitals in a game that was extremely painful for the people of DC to watch, only being further tormented by the 2 goals he added, furthering the suffering of DC residents watching the Capitals game.

We need to make Dougie suffer for making so many in the DC and Capitals fan community by taking away museum’s, Washington is maybe the greatest city for museum lovers in the world and Dougie Hamilton does not deserve to experience them.