The red carpet at the Avengers Endgame premiere must be purple!*

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The red carpet at the Avengers Endgame premiere must be purple!*

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Guy InChair started this petition to Walt Disney

The red carpet premiere of "Avengers Endgame" will be the culmination of ten years of cinematic excellence. No other film franchise can claim 22 films, grossing over 17 billion dollars in revenue. The premiere of Avengers Endgame will be the first and last of it's kind in Hollywood history. 

Accordingly, the carpet at the premiere should be purple to match the majestic skin tone of interdimensional conservationist and wielder of the Infinity Gauntlet, Thanos.

It was Thanos's successful master plan that united all of the heroes of the Marvel Cinematic Universe for Avengers: Infinity War and it is his plan that re-unites them for the last time for Avengers Endgame. All roads lead back to Thanos. Those roads must be purple.

Every step taken down Hollywood Boulevard should be on a purple carpet, reflecting the path that Thanos has paved. Every square inch should reflect his great purpley masculinity, boldly and unapologetically. A plum thumb in the eye of every short-sighted Titan who rejected Thanos from birth. 

The best and proper way for Disney and Marvel Studios to express their proper respect to Thanos is to ensure that the red carpet at the Los Angeles premiere of Avengers Endgame is a beautiful, deep purple. 

*Additionally, the cosigners of this petition also believe that @AGuyInChair should receive two VIP tickets to the Los Angeles Avengers Endgame premiere (and afterparty) to ensure that the carpet is an appropriately "Grimace-purple". 

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