Petition to put a stop to the people trying to put a stop to the sacred mullet

The Issue

The term "mullet head" had previously been used to refer to a person of dubious intelligence.

It is the ultimate choice if you want to show the world your silky hair without them being a burden in your eveyday life. It offers not only great aerodynamics, but also it is easly maintainable. 

The Beastie Boys said it the best in their 1994 song Mullet Head                           “Cut the sides, don’t touch the back.”

In 2010, the country of Iran made mullets illegal, leaving us all in disbelief and wondering whether some day we will suffer the same fate. We can't let the stars decide our destiny. It is our lives we are talking about. Our rights to freedom, comfort and swag are at stake. For too long we have let rednecks and bogans to lead the way by themselves. Unite people!

By signing this petition you show the entire world that you are not the one to be taken lightly and messing with. 

''Freedom is not worth having if it doesn't include the freedom to make mistakes.''

- Mahatma Gandhi

 

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Ernests SklandrausisPetition StarterMullet enthusiast
This petition had 37 supporters

The Issue

The term "mullet head" had previously been used to refer to a person of dubious intelligence.

It is the ultimate choice if you want to show the world your silky hair without them being a burden in your eveyday life. It offers not only great aerodynamics, but also it is easly maintainable. 

The Beastie Boys said it the best in their 1994 song Mullet Head                           “Cut the sides, don’t touch the back.”

In 2010, the country of Iran made mullets illegal, leaving us all in disbelief and wondering whether some day we will suffer the same fate. We can't let the stars decide our destiny. It is our lives we are talking about. Our rights to freedom, comfort and swag are at stake. For too long we have let rednecks and bogans to lead the way by themselves. Unite people!

By signing this petition you show the entire world that you are not the one to be taken lightly and messing with. 

''Freedom is not worth having if it doesn't include the freedom to make mistakes.''

- Mahatma Gandhi

 

avatar of the starter
Ernests SklandrausisPetition StarterMullet enthusiast

The Decision Makers

Mark Mullet
Former Washington State Senate - District 5
Charles Mullett
Town of Bancroft Councillor

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