To encourage Mark Anthony Brands to increase workforce to combat the White Claw drought.

To encourage Mark Anthony Brands to increase workforce to combat the White Claw drought.

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Jort Strait started this petition to Mark Anthony Brands

To whom it may concern at Mark Anthony Brands, but specifically Anthony von Mandl, founder.  Since 2016 you have blessed the world with White Claws and the earth came shattering down upon us today, September 6, 2019 as media outlets began to report the shortage of the masterpiece which is White Claw.

Since 2016 we have endured a lot of pain, anguish and heartbreak as a country. But somehow, slowly, with each sip, you have begun to bring us together. It is no secret as we inch closer to 2020 that we have consumed more Black Cherry and Lime than ever before and the next chapter of our life awaits us. But regardless, we have made it through each day and night with White Claw by our side.

This petition is to get your attention to take action, to keep AMERICA on track and ready for the future. We need you to increase your workforce so that we can keep our sanity. What will happen to our Summers? How will Blackout Bridgett blackout? And how do we expect Brad and Chad to get anyone to talk to them if most of the world isn't consuming a white claw?

My dear sir, I hope you know how grateful we are for you and we understand you are tirelessly up all night already creating the volume of white claws that you are now. But the jig is up, the secret is out, WHITE CLAW SAVES THE DAY.  I refuse to go idly in to the night and let the low-calorie magic disappear into history.  I demand that you keep our economy going, our people happy, keep the parties alive. I along with all of my brothers and sisters who sign this will no longer be silent and we understand we risk being #WhiteClawShamed. But pride aside, our future is more important. We have faith in you, do the right thing. We will see you on LinkedIN.

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