Dear Mariah,

Social media is one of the extremely few ways to maintain our connection to you as lambs. For this reason, we would appreciate it if you began personally posting on social media again. According to your list of tour personnel, Mishka Bulochnikov and Luckett Media are operating your social media accounts. Before these facts were even confirmed, the lambs were collectively beginning to sense a loss of your unique "voice" in your social media messages and captions, and they were replaced with numerous hashtags and pithy statements that didn't feel like they were coming from you. This may seem like a petty issue to outsiders, but we are fans of the Mariah Carey who left voice messages on her website, created Worldwide Lamb Day and has even befriended and given jobs to members of the lambily. We love you and do not want to lose the unique connection we have had with you since 1990. Mariah, please show us that you are sincere when you discuss your "special connection to your fans" by rekindling our connection on social media.