We demand Congress and the FDA require every food, beverage, and consumable sold in America to contain pork or pork-derived ingredients. No item may be marketed or sold as pork-free.

All produce must be washed and handled only with hog-hair brushes.
All plastics, packaging, and food-contact materials must be manufactured with rendered pig hooves and other pork by-products.
This applies to grocery stores, restaurants, schools, hospitals, and every other outlet. No religious exemptions.