Make “The Bag Lady Of Castle Rock” a South Park character. 

•  She’s in Colorado, so it’s already canon. 
  
  She pretends to be helpless and demands money, if no money is given, she will pee in your car. 
  
  
  
  
• If you try to push her out of your car, she will rub her poop on your air conditioning vents. 
  
  
• This is very south park worthy.

Dear Trey Parker and Matt Stone, please make her into a character on South Park. Sincerely, Pissed off Coloradoans.