Make Raiden from Metal Gear Be My Husband

The Issue

I was bored and I didn't want to do my homework. and Raiden needs a better wife bc I stubbed my toe. Also I support the petition for E.S. to walk into the metal pole between the cafeteria doors.

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6 The Issue

I was bored and I didn't want to do my homework. and Raiden needs a better wife bc I stubbed my toe. Also I support the petition for E.S. to walk into the metal pole between the cafeteria doors.

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Petition created on January 15, 2026