The Global Diplomatic Combat Protocol

In light of the historical exploitation of the less privileged in warfare, we propose a thorough and transformative alternative to traditional conflict resolution. Rather than sending the working class to fight their wars, politicians should personally engage in organized, regulated physical combat.

By signing this petition, we advocate for a system where each country designates a representative politician to enter the arena. The victorious statesman doesn't merely return to office; with a crisp “atta boy” they will continue to face successive challengers until either they are dead or the underlying conflict is resolved. This dynamic ensures that those who shape international policies bear the direct consequences of their decisions, holding them accountable for the lives affected.

This approach not only shifts the burden away from the common people but also establishes a tangible link between decision-makers and the outcomes of their choices. Join us in forging a world where leaders carry the weight of their decisions, forging a more just and accountable future in global diplomacy, while doing our part in making pay-per-view great again!

We believe that this will show the people which of their nations elected officials really stand behind what they say they believe, as well as serve as a stern reminder that government is supposed to work for the benefit of the people. Not people working for the benefit of the Government, and it’s been far too long since they have been reminded of this..