

Make Lindsey Graham enlist in the U.S. military to fight in Iran
The Issue
A warhawk, a chickenhawk, a warmonger, a neocon. Call him what you will. Senator Lindsey Graham of South Carolina never saw a war he didn't love. This creature of the military industrial complex has been pushing for war with Iran for decades. Let's petition for him to enlist in the United States military and fight in the war he's always wanted!!!
Matthew BarrPetition Starter
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The Issue
A warhawk, a chickenhawk, a warmonger, a neocon. Call him what you will. Senator Lindsey Graham of South Carolina never saw a war he didn't love. This creature of the military industrial complex has been pushing for war with Iran for decades. Let's petition for him to enlist in the United States military and fight in the war he's always wanted!!!
Matthew BarrPetition Starter
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Petition created on March 30, 2026