In keeping with Subway's proud tradition of hiring deranged criminals as spokesman, we the people believe that Jussie Smollett should be made subway's new global brand ambassador. We have been brainstorming ideas and think any of the following would be great:

Slogans:

When it's -40 degrees outside at 2am, there's no better place to be than subway. 

This is Subway country! 

Collaboration commercials with Jared Fogle.