Make July National Danny DeVito Month

Make July National Danny DeVito Month

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Pepe Sylvia started this petition

As various social groups are snatching up various months, we need to act fast. With February as black history month, march as women's history month, half of april as deaf history month (for some reason), may as aisan pacific heritage month, old people month, and jewish heritage month, and june as gay pride month, we need to get the first month we can to celebrate our national treasure: Danny DeVito. There are only so many months in a year, and so far 8 of them have been taken by people. After we make July national Danny DeVito month, I would also suggest getting more of the months too. For example, August can be I hope the queen of england falls down a flight of stairs and dies month. December can be stone people to death in the streets month, because there is already christmas in there. Finally, January should be worship pepe sylvia month, where everybody on the planet has to worship and celebrate me, or else they will be stoned to death in the streets next december. I am willing to negotiate on the other months, but we need to make July national Danny DeVito month before it is too late. Also why is deaf month half in march and half in april? it just doesn't make any sense.

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