Make Jensen Ackles the New Batman


Make Jensen Ackles the New Batman
The Issue
I know what you’re thinking. They’re going to create a new Batman movie with a new actor. I don’t know about you, but I can’t live through another Batffleck. Jensen Ackles is not the Batman we deserve, but is the Batman we need. Make this happen. Don’t let me live through another Batman that sucks. I mean, I am in my 40s now. I don’t know how many more Batmen I have left, and I know the next one needs to be good. Don’t give me another Pattinson. Don’t give me another Affleck. Give me Jensen Ackles, Bale’s true successor. Michael Keaton would approve.
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The Issue
I know what you’re thinking. They’re going to create a new Batman movie with a new actor. I don’t know about you, but I can’t live through another Batffleck. Jensen Ackles is not the Batman we deserve, but is the Batman we need. Make this happen. Don’t let me live through another Batman that sucks. I mean, I am in my 40s now. I don’t know how many more Batmen I have left, and I know the next one needs to be good. Don’t give me another Pattinson. Don’t give me another Affleck. Give me Jensen Ackles, Bale’s true successor. Michael Keaton would approve.
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Petition created on April 29, 2024
