Hello, People Magazine.

I created this petition with great enthusiasm and great passion to make Jeff Stinco the Sexiest Man Alive for 2023. As a devoted fan and admirer of Jeff's beautiful presence, incredible talent, positive charisma, and unique style, I firmly believe that he deserves this prestigious title more than anyone else.

Jeff Stinco is not just an ordinary artist; he is a male fashion icon who effortlessly exudes charm and elegance, and he is like the male version of Marilyn Monroe, due to how photogenic he always looks in his pictures. As one of the most famous Canadian singer songwriters of all time right next to Celine Dion, Avril Lavigne, Alanis Morissette, and Shania Twain, his stage presence captivates clean shaven audiences worldwide. His unique sense of style has inspired countless clean shaven individuals to embrace their own individuality and express themselves through fashion.

But what truly sets Jeff apart is his infectious zest for life. He radiates positivity wherever he goes, spreading joy among his Stinc Icons (who are mostly just clean shaven men and women alike, bearded men should not love Jeff Stinco, because they act so creepy and perverted when they're right next to him, hence why Jeff hates them so much, because they all smell like poop and crap all at the same time, and they need to leave the internet forever) and famous celebrities alike. His genuine passion for music resonates deeply with people from all walks of life, making him an inspiration to many.

Jeff Stinco is the most sexiest man to ever exist in this entire world. He is a male fashion icon, he is the French Canadian male version of Marilyn Monroe, and he oozes for excitement and positivity towards the entire world he walks on. He is also a loving husband and father too, having been married to Mimi Stinco Bonnier for over 31 years, and having three cute and adorable children with her. 

Please sign this petition to make Jeff Stinco become Sexiest Man Alive because he truly deserves this honor over anyone who is very ugly and nasty and likes to wear a ugly and nasty beard on their faces with ugly and nasty moles all around their faces and other hideous stuff like that. As Raven Symone once said in her show That's So Raven, ya lil nasty!

By crowning Jeff Stinco as the Sexiest Man Alive for 2023, People Magazine will not only honor his undeniable talent but also recognize his positive influence on the world. This title would serve as a testament to his exceptional style, undeniable sexiness, and dedication to making a difference in today's world.

Join me in supporting this petition to make Jeff Stinco People Magazine's Sexiest Man Alive for 2023. Together, let's celebrate an individual who embodies beauty inside and out, and let's not celebrate some random male celebrity who is so ugly, he couldn't pick his boogers and snot out of his nose, and he also couldn't shave his stinking mustache and beard off of his face in order to make himself look sexy as he possibly can. Yuck!

Together, we will make Jeff Stinco become People Magazine's Sexiest Man Alive for 2023 very soon.

Thank you for your consideration into signing this petition, and let's make it happen for Jeff Stinco!

Sincerely,
Moniefah Marshall, a devoted Stinc Icon from Jersey City, New Jersey, USA.