Make Cupcakes a Socially Acceptable Breakfast Food
Make Cupcakes a Socially Acceptable Breakfast Food
The Issue
"muffins are like just socially acceptable cupcakes to eat before 11"
-A wise person
The Civil War. The American Revolution. An argument between your average teenage girl and her parents. What do all these things have in common? They're all about Freedom. For decades, society and the status quo have maintained oppressive control over the general populace, dictating what you can do and when you can do it. And, for decades, people have fought, for their rights, against a system designed to hold them back, and to keep them in their place. You, can be one of these people. Today, cupcakes face international discrimination across the board. Often seen as "a more unhealthy muffin", cupcakes have been incorrectly given the labels of "unhealthy", "too sweet", "expensive" and "not tasty". These blatant falsehoods have been assumed as true facts by the unsuspecting public, causing widespread hatred against cupcakes, which is now sadly commonplace.
We can stand up against this injustice, by signing this petition and providing financial support to my paypal, which I will use to help fund the startup of my own local pro-cupcake activist organization. In addition, sharing this with your friends, family, co-workers, pets and grandmas will greatly help spread the word.
Dont let society look down upon cupcakes, free yourselves from the social stigma around cupcakes and cupcake eating.
What your friends and family are saying about this movement:
"thats smart" -Darius
"Oh yea that's a really good point" -Your coworker
"The only sensible way to live in this world is without rules." -The Joker, The Dark Knight (2008)
"sounds about right actually" -Rajesh
"Stop texting me please we've been over this already I dont care about your stupid damn muffins or whatever I am not coming back stop being so desperate and please move on. im blocking you danny. goodbye." -my ex girlfriend
"Wow that's honestly a good point" -Dave
Everyone is signing this petition. What about you?
You have nothing to lose, but your chains.
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The Issue
"muffins are like just socially acceptable cupcakes to eat before 11"
-A wise person
The Civil War. The American Revolution. An argument between your average teenage girl and her parents. What do all these things have in common? They're all about Freedom. For decades, society and the status quo have maintained oppressive control over the general populace, dictating what you can do and when you can do it. And, for decades, people have fought, for their rights, against a system designed to hold them back, and to keep them in their place. You, can be one of these people. Today, cupcakes face international discrimination across the board. Often seen as "a more unhealthy muffin", cupcakes have been incorrectly given the labels of "unhealthy", "too sweet", "expensive" and "not tasty". These blatant falsehoods have been assumed as true facts by the unsuspecting public, causing widespread hatred against cupcakes, which is now sadly commonplace.
We can stand up against this injustice, by signing this petition and providing financial support to my paypal, which I will use to help fund the startup of my own local pro-cupcake activist organization. In addition, sharing this with your friends, family, co-workers, pets and grandmas will greatly help spread the word.
Dont let society look down upon cupcakes, free yourselves from the social stigma around cupcakes and cupcake eating.
What your friends and family are saying about this movement:
"thats smart" -Darius
"Oh yea that's a really good point" -Your coworker
"The only sensible way to live in this world is without rules." -The Joker, The Dark Knight (2008)
"sounds about right actually" -Rajesh
"Stop texting me please we've been over this already I dont care about your stupid damn muffins or whatever I am not coming back stop being so desperate and please move on. im blocking you danny. goodbye." -my ex girlfriend
"Wow that's honestly a good point" -Dave
Everyone is signing this petition. What about you?
You have nothing to lose, but your chains.
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Petition created on 23 March 2022