Sydney’s train network has officially become a game of chance—will your train arrive? Will it mysteriously vanish from the timetable? Will you be left standing on the platform, questioning all your life choices? Nobody knows!

Why? Because human drivers can go on strike. But you know who never goes on strike? Computers. That’s right, folks. If our trains were fully automated, they’d show up on time, every time—without needing a $4,500 bonus or an 18-month negotiation process.

We already have driverless trains at Sydney Metro, and guess what? They work. They don’t call in sick, they don’t demand pay raises, and they don’t throw the entire city into chaos over a workplace dispute. So why are we still relying on old-school, human-operated trains when we could embrace the future and say goodbye to strikes forever?

By signing this petition, you’re saying:
✅ Yes to on-time trains.
✅ Yes to fewer disruptions.
✅ Yes to an end to commuter suffering.
❌ No to unnecessary strikes holding the city hostage.

Let’s get Sydney moving without the drama—because at the end of the day, we just want to get where we’re going without feeling like contestants on ‘Survivor: Public Transport Edition’.

SIGN NOW – because computers don’t hold grudges, and they definitely don’t need union meetings. 🚆🤖