

Make a Gorilla a main cast member of Euphoria with zero explanations whatsoever
The Issue
Personally, I have never seen Uphoreah, but I would watch it if there was a gorilla on it. It needs to have no plot points or character traits, it just needs to be a gorilla that is a main character in a teen drama on HBO. This gorilla will regularly show up to parties and extracurricular activities and will exhibit normal primate behavior. If Euphoria wants to compete with the Venom franchise for cultural relevancy, it will need to attract the interest of people who like gorillas. If this petition fails, absolutely nothing will change. This outcome is abhorrent. However, if a gorilla is added as a cast member on Euphoria, it will become the greatest show in the history of media.

The Issue
Personally, I have never seen Uphoreah, but I would watch it if there was a gorilla on it. It needs to have no plot points or character traits, it just needs to be a gorilla that is a main character in a teen drama on HBO. This gorilla will regularly show up to parties and extracurricular activities and will exhibit normal primate behavior. If Euphoria wants to compete with the Venom franchise for cultural relevancy, it will need to attract the interest of people who like gorillas. If this petition fails, absolutely nothing will change. This outcome is abhorrent. However, if a gorilla is added as a cast member on Euphoria, it will become the greatest show in the history of media.

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Petition created on February 28, 2022