Dear Lil Nas X,

You literally broke the internet with your new bop, MONTERO (Call Me By Your Name). There are no words to capture the beauty and essence of both the song and the music video. We descended into Hell listening to it on repeat. You are battling homophobic christians on twitter on a daily basis, and we love to see it over here on Tumblr (in the form of screenshots). But we would absolutely LOVE it if you were here in person, guiding us through the world with your amazing thoughts. Moreover, due to the fact that Tumblr is the Queer Headquarters (tm) of the internet and you are a Queer Icon, you HAVE to consider joining us =) 

TL;DR:

GET ON OVER HERE, KING