We need to lightly persuade (kidnap) Mark Zuckerberg. It would be cool to have a pet lizard. Then Facebook would be abolished and Mark Zuckerberg would be a pet. This is a very life-changing petition. With Facebook taking over more and more things, it needs to be stopped/run by a different "Person". Mark Zuckerberg would be happy as a pet. He would always have food, water, and a heat lamp to keep him warm. We could even take over Facebook and make it a more friendly place. Then we expand to twitter. We stop people from getting canceled. Then we befriend Elon Musk and we own SpaceX. Then we go to mars! Then we take over the Solar System! Then we film the next Star Wars film in real space! Who's with me!