Just tested myself for anti-SARS-CoV-2 (COVID-19 virus) IgM/G. Found I had none which means I don't have the virus.

Did it with a test kit procured from China for 25 RMB ($3.52 according to Google). Had to smuggle it in because of insane FDA rules. We could test everyone repeatedly in the US and get back to normal sooner if we get the rules changed...