Sylvia Driskell of Nebraska, on behalf of Jesus and his dad, is suing all gay people. For what, I'm not entirely sure. I think it's because we're immoral, or something. Honestly, it's difficult to tell, considering that Sylvia ain't no grammatician.

We want our day in court! And we want Judge Judy to hear the case of Sylvia v EVERY SINGLE HOMOSEXUAL ON THE PLANET.