hhaving studied more of the history of white people exposing and consuming the remains of others (for e.g. how victorians ate powdered mummified bodies. the actual bodies. not the juice) i must now announce an updated to. our goals: 

we must ensure the sarcophagus sauce is instead archived and displayed in perpetuity in a local museum/theme park. PROTECT THE LIQUID. DO NOT SUPP

rest assured i will continue our search for new ways to bring about the end times so we can all definitely die. thank yYou