Distinguished members of Parliament, it has become painfully obvious that a grievous miscalculation has occurred within the definition of the archaic units of measurement known as the “foot,” which is still in regular use within The United States America.

Currently, a foot is defined as .3048 meters. However, this measurement directly contradicts the officially stated height of the United States President Donald J. Trump. The President is estimated to only be 5’10 based on this definition, however official White House records indicate he is 6’3” or 180 cm tall. Because he is American, this measurement was undoubtedly taken using imperial measurements, and then converted to metric units, thus illustrating what is undoubtedly some sort of error between the inches currently used in America, the only developed nation which still uses the imperial system, and the inch as defined by the British Imperial standards.

Because the Word of the United States President is infallible and irrefutable law in America, to reconcile this grievous inconsistency between our imperial system and theirs, the length of a foot must be redefined to be .288448 meters.

We also recommend that you look into further potential inconsistencies within the defined weight of a pound, considering the President’s official weight of 224lbs. Perhaps the Americans are using weights on other planets such as Mars, in preparation for standardization with future colonies, or perhaps Venus. There are discrepancies in the age of some of the President's alleged partners which may be resolved by using Venus-years when determining age of consent. A study should be commissioned to find the exact source of these discrepancies in American measurment systems.